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The Weekend Weed

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Standing Akimbo strives to provide the best medical cannabis in Denver! This properly cured, small batch product is noticeably superior with a dense coat of crystal trichomes, and bright green nugs. While there is a variety of sativas, indicas, and hybrids, here are some of our favorite lazy weekend nugs.


Grease Monkey

Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies and Cream

One of the store’s quintessential strains, we highly recommend including this one in your regular rotation. This indica dominant hybrid has euphoric & relaxing effects, and can help ease anxiety and body aches. As a cross between the heavy, “in-da-couch” Gorilla Glue and sweet, heady Girl Scout Cookies, it offers a skunky & earthy flavor and a heavy high. Grease Monkey has frosty buds with green and purple leaves, dense trichomes, & incredibly sticky orange hairs. This strain has the power to have a very pungent smell, so beware if carrying or consuming in close quarters. Some have called it “Vanilla Jet Fuel”. Medically, this strain could help with insomnia, nausea, and stress relief.

Standing Akimbo also currently has Grease Monkey concentrates, like shatter, too!

Honey Banana

Strawberry Banana x Honey Boo Boo

Honey Banana, an indica-dominant hybrid strain, emits a sticky, honey-like resin. This strain has an undeniable banana aroma and flavor and will leave you wanting more with each exhale. This high terpene strain will elevate you into an easy, hazy state. The full body effects have been known to lull people into an afternoon nap or a focused, creative mood. While a sleepy indica, it has an average THC content, making it approachable for consumers of all levels. When looking at this picture of Honey Banana, the banana sticky smell nearly comes out of the picture. Orange, sticky hairs and big yellow & green buds, this strain can help with insomnia, chronic fatigue, headaches, anxiety, and others. Be prepared and stock up on snacks before taking Honey Banana out for a smoke!


Lime Skunk X Orange Valley OG

Citrique is a citrusy, sativa-dominant hybrid strain, with a strong aroma and bright, fruity flavor. Many love this strain for the flavorful lemon and lime notes. While technically a sativa, it has uplifting, but relaxing effects, without being couch-locked. The tightly packed buds are covered in dusty trichomes and long orange hairs. With an average of 20%-25% THC, it’s a great strain for all types of smokers. Citrique will leave you feeling happy, uplifted, creative, and relaxed. Therapeutically, this strain can be beneficial for stress, depression, pain, and lack of appetite.

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